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Problem: The only way to get your password back is to go through a bunch of old junk mail for porn sites, like the movie National Treasure but with internet porno.
Solution 1: clean out your junk mail
Solution 2: remember your damn password
Commonly Picked Solution: Torrent Stream Subscribe to porn sites
Look at porn 10 years ago.
Look at porn currently.
Imagine porn 10 years later…. shit that’s nasty!
Sperm count down does not mean sperm size up.
A porno idea for Inception: The girl watches a porn of herself, imagining that she’s having sex with a guy when she is masturbating in a shower.
Cue in deep long brown notes…
BBBBBBBBUUUUUUMMMMMMM
BBBBBBUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Title could be called Insertion…
Don’t be confused with the nickname “Mudd”. It sounds like both a rock band’s drummer and a trucker that eats 2 breakfast meals.
I know what I like Facebook and you are killing me when you think that after I like Manga, you suggest if I like Will Smith.
Shit yeah I do. The man did Wild Wild West.
If someone describes a movie that you don’t know, the answer is always James and the Giant Peach.
Second guess is Snow Dogs
Thanks Kobe! Not only do we have to watch those damn gay commercials, we also can’t refer Glee fans as “Glaggots”.
You should get those stripper cakes as a present in a baby shower.
Look in unexpected places. Where else would someone find milk?
