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Problem: The only way to get your password back is to go through a bunch of old junk mail for porn...

Fri, 30 Dec 2011 12:03:28 -0800

Problem: The only way to get your password back is to go through a bunch of old junk mail for porn sites, like the movie National Treasure but with internet porno.

Solution 1: clean out your junk mail

Solution 2: remember your damn password

Commonly Picked Solution: ~~Torrent Stream~~ Subscribe to porn sites

Look at porn 10 years ago.Look at porn currently.Imagine porn 10 years later…. shit...

Wed, 06 Jul 2011 15:10:35 -0700

Look at porn 10 years ago.
Look at porn currently.
Imagine porn 10 years later…. shit that’s nasty!

Sperm count down does not mean sperm size up.

Sun, 03 Jul 2011 22:47:33 -0700

Sperm count down does not mean sperm size up.

A porno idea for Inception: The girl watches a porn of herself, imagining that she’s having...

Fri, 01 Jul 2011 15:56:38 -0700

A porno idea for Inception: The girl watches a porn of herself, imagining that she’s having sex with a guy when she is masturbating in a shower.

Cue in deep long brown notes…
BBBBBBBBUUUUUUMMMMMMM
BBBBBBUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMM!

Title could be called Insertion…

Don’t be confused with the nickname “Mudd”. It sounds like both a rock...

Thu, 30 Jun 2011 09:53:18 -0700

Don’t be confused with the nickname “Mudd”. It sounds like both a rock band’s drummer and a trucker that eats 2 breakfast meals.

I know what I like Facebook and you are killing me when you think that after I like Manga, you...

Mon, 20 Jun 2011 20:57:13 -0700

I know what I like Facebook and you are killing me when you think that after I like Manga, you suggest if I like Will Smith.

Shit yeah I do. The man did Wild Wild West.

If someone describes a movie that you don’t know, the answer is always James and the Giant...

Thu, 26 May 2011 23:29:27 -0700

If someone describes a movie that you don’t know, the answer is always James and the Giant Peach.

Second guess is Snow Dogs

Thanks Kobe! Not only do we have to watch those damn gay commercials, we also can’t refer Glee...

Thu, 19 May 2011 09:47:18 -0700

Thanks Kobe! Not only do we have to watch those damn gay commercials, we also can’t refer Glee fans as “Glaggots”.

You should get those stripper cakes as a present in a baby shower.

Mon, 16 May 2011 08:43:26 -0700

You should get those stripper cakes as a present in a baby shower.

Look in unexpected places. Where else would someone find milk?

Sat, 14 May 2011 16:28:27 -0700

Look in unexpected places. Where else would someone find milk?

How do you measure your cock? I’m at 8 onion rings. The number varies if thawed.

Thu, 12 May 2011 19:02:38 -0700

How do you measure your cock? I’m at 8 onion rings. The number varies if thawed.

You got a montage of action movies like: Machete, The American, Clash of the Titans,...

Sat, 07 May 2011 11:03:04 -0700

You got a montage of action movies like: Machete, The American, Clash of the Titans, Predators…

and what is the song you pick for this, Katy Perry’s Fireworks.

Making a cookbook called “Two Dudes One Pan” will...

Thu, 05 May 2011 16:39:57 -0700

Making a cookbook called “Two Dudes One Pan” will always refer to 2 girls 1 cup.

If you are bored, try making a bar graph of your favorite pies and/or pie graph of your favorite...

Mon, 02 May 2011 21:31:55 -0700

If you are bored, try making a bar graph of your favorite pies and/or pie graph of your favorite bars.

New game (drinking, betting, etc.) GUESSATION. You guess the gestation of different...

Fri, 29 Apr 2011 18:30:09 -0700

New game (drinking, betting, etc.) GUESSATION. You guess the gestation of different animals.

Humans: 9 months Elephants: 22 months

If I get a girlfriend, I’m gonna ask her nearly every morning when the alarm goes off,...

Thu, 28 Apr 2011 17:36:40 -0700

If I get a girlfriend, I’m gonna ask her nearly every morning when the alarm goes off, “Bacon or dick?”
Either way, it’s win-win for both people.

A lot of casual gamers like to dress formal.

Thu, 28 Apr 2011 07:39:36 -0700

A lot of casual gamers like to dress formal.

Microwave minutes are a lot longer than real time minutes.

Tue, 26 Apr 2011 19:30:27 -0700

Microwave minutes are a lot longer than real time minutes.

Next time for your Easter basket gifts, give out some P & P: Porn and Peeps

Mon, 25 Apr 2011 22:29:46 -0700

Next time for your Easter basket gifts, give out some P & P: Porn and Peeps

Perfect random Easter Sunday music: Rage Against the Machine - Bulls on Parade

Sun, 24 Apr 2011 08:25:29 -0700

Perfect random Easter Sunday music: Rage Against the Machine - Bulls on Parade